TEACHER:    Why are you late, Frank?  
FRANK:        Because of the sign.   
TEACHER:    What sign?  
FRANK:        The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." _________________________________   

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:     What are you talking about?
DONALD:       Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:          I is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:         All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's  cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________  

TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?   
SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.   
Did you copy his?
CLYDE :        No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are No longer interested?  
HAROLD:      A teacher