PARKING SPACE

Moshe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting and he's looking for 
a parking place, and can't find one. In desperation, he turns towards 
heaven and says: "God, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll 
eat only Kosher, respect Shabbas, and all the holidays...."
 
Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him. He turns his face up 
to heaven and says "Don't bother, God, I've just found one...."