INFLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:

"- Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax......."

He stopped the speach and screamed: "OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a couple of minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said:

"- Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but while I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach yelled:
"- That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"