A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"- Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome
to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax......."
He stopped the speach and screamed: "OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a couple of minutes, the captain came back
on the intercom and said:
"- Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier
but while I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled
a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach yelled:
"- That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"